Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)

Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)

Directed by: Joseph Guzman
Screenplay by: Joseph Guzman and Robert James Hayes II

Genre: Action | Thriller
Running Time: 90 Minutes
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
Viewed: Netflix Watch Instantly

This sister is one bad mother.

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Comments: Apparently, it's watch movies on Netflix that are unoriginal and blatantly rip off other films. Tonight it was Nude Nuns with Big Guns, a film that takes numerous cues from both Quentin Tarantino's and Robert Rodriguez's recent output and mashes it all together to make a completely unoriginal flick. The violence in the film is also hilariously bad. There are real fucking auteurs out there with blood; you know, those guys that can take a low budget and turn it into a bloody masterpiece. Joseph Guzman and company are not those people. He took what was likely a $20 budget and made the film look like it was shot for $10. (I also like that when our main Nude Nun shoots somebody, they get hit right between the eyes every time.) But, on the bright side, the film's extremely exploitative and blasphemous, two things I always appreciate. The women do look really trashy, but for some reason the feeling that these girls were just pulled out of some shady five-dollar-a-lap-dance strip club only compliments the overall feel and look of the movie.

In summation, Nude Nuns with Big Guns is a terrible movie. You should watch it.