Monday, May 31, 2010

The Road (2009)

The Road (2009)

Directed by: John Hillcoat
Screenplay by: Joe Penhall

Genre: Adventure | Drama | Thriller
Running Time: 111 Minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Viewed: Owned DVD

In a moment the world changed forever.

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Comments: The Road is an excellent piece of work that is really as sad and depressing as many reviews have stated. I will admit to not liking the film as much as I thought I would, mainly because The Road tends to meander while not creating much of an arc beyond the survival of the father and son. As the man and boy venture in this post-apocalyptic world, they encounter a variety of people (including a grizzled Robert Duvall, who I didn't even recognize at first), but once they either interact or run away from people, it's back on the journey south without any further complication. The relationship between the man and boy is exceptionally well done, and it's incredibly sad to see a father teaching a son how to kill himself so he won't be captured, abused, and eaten. John Hillcoat did a phenomenal job directing the film, and I'm really surprised The Road wasn't at least nominated for best cinematography at the Oscars. The soundtrack is good as well, as Hillcoat teams with Nick Cave and Warren Ellis, who also worked with him on The Proposition. The Road may not be everyone's cup of tea, but it is a solid piece of filmmaking and worth your attention if you have the slightest interest.

Tell Me You Love Me - Season One (2007)

Tell Me You Love Me (2007)

Created by: Cynthia Mort

Season: One (2007)
Genre: Drama | Romance
Number of Episodes: 10
Episode Running Time: 60 Minutes
Viewed: Owned DVD

Sex. Life.

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Comments: I picked this set up a few weeks ago for around $10. I'll generally watch anything HBO puts out; it's almost always quality television. Tell Me You Love Me was no different, but it wasn't exactly what I was expecting. The show starts out really well, and it also ends pretty damn good. It's the episodes in between that are draining, mostly because the characters are so damn unlikable. It's hard to make a show that's almost entirely about characters arguing (and having sex), but that's what Tell Me You Love Me is. At times I really wanted these relationships to work out (particularly the older couple, Katie and David), but most of the time I just hoped the people would shut the fuck up and quit being whiny and annoying bitches. The "middle" couple, Carolyn and Palek (played by Sonya Walger of Lost and Adam Scott of Party Down) - whom I expected to like simply because I love the actors - are awful. The acting's fine, but both characters are just... annoying to watch. A second season of Tell Me You Love Me was given the green light, but Cynthia Mort had trouble coming up with realistic and compelling storylines for another 10 episodes. I think that's a blessing in disguise, as I don't know if I could sit through another season. If this is what being married is like, I think I'll stay single for a while.

Friday, May 28, 2010

The X-Files - Season Three (1995-1996)

The X-Files (1993-2002)

Created by: Chris Carter

Season: Three (1995-1996)
Genre: Drama | Horror | Mystery | Sci-Fi | Thriller
Number of Episodes: 24
Episode Running Time: 60 Minutes
Viewed: Owned DVD

The truth is out there.

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Comments: The third season of The X-Files is definitely the best up to this point. The mysteries are better, there's more episodes pertaining to the government and other mythologies central to the show, and Mulder and Scully show more chemistry together (lots of touching and loving gazes). Sure, there's a few duds ("Teso dos Bichos" springs to mind), but for the most part, even the self-contained episodes are intriguing. There's even a few comedy-centered plots ("War of the Coprophages" and "Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space'" are great) to spice up the show. While I remember many episodes from my youth, most of what's left in the show will be new to me. Seasons 4 and 5 (along with 3) are generally regarded to be the best, so I'm definitely looking forward to them.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Random Thoughts: Recapping My TV Season

Now that the 2009-2010 television season has mostly come to an end, I figured I'd share my thoughts on the seasons that were (and bid farewell to two shows I've watched for a long time).

- 24: I've probably seen more episodes of 24 than any other hour-long show (192, to be exact), so it's sad to see this one go. I felt it was a good time for the show to end, as there's not much more that could be done with this concept (although I am eagerly looking forward to the feature film). I loved 24 for the first three seasons, but soon after I grew a bit tired of the same plot twists and turns. I was rejuvenated after the show took a year off (due to the writer's strike), and Season 7 was the best in years. This final season started off horribly (and may have been the reason the show was canceled), but the last half of the season was excellent and was a wonderful way to send the show out. I'd give it a solid 3.5/5.

- Archer: I had high hopes for this show once I learned it was from the creators of the great Frisky Dingo. Luckily, my every expectation was met. Archer was hysterically funny and a joy to watch every week. I can't wait to watch the episodes again on DVD. 5/5.

- House: Other than Lost, this is the only show I've watched every episode of from its inception on television. Over the years, I occasionally grew tired of the same things that happen with every medical mystery: the team argues, diagnose, then the patient starts bleeding out of an orifice/has a seizure, they diagnose again, and then the patient goes into cardiac arrest, then House has an epiphany and solves the case. But the characters are almost always interesting and what keep me coming back again and again. This season was a bit bland, but was always good for an hour of escapism each week. It's nice to see House and Cuddy finally make a go of things, but my level of emotional involvement in the storyline has dropped because I've waited so long for it to happen. 3.5/5

- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Granted, this season ended in December last year, but it's still part of this TV season. Season 5 of It's Always Sunny was just as hysterical as the previous ones (but not as great as it was originally). Sunny reminds be a bit of South Park in the way that there's a few middle-of-the-road episodes for every truly hilarious episode. But luckily for Sunny, middle-of-the-road beats the pants off of just about everything else on television. 5/5

- Justified: Technically, the season isn't over yet, as there's still two more episodes to air. But Justified has been a fun show to watch. The amount of "swagger" that Timothy Olyphant brings to the show is awesome (considering he's almost always wooden as hell in other roles), and makes me wish I was half as bad ass as Raylan Givens. 4/5

- Lost: I wrote a few thoughts about Lost the other day (the post directly below this one), so I think I expressed my feelings fairly well. I did enjoy this season, even though it was completely lackluster compared to the others. Instead of focusing so much on the Temple, Jacob, and The Man in Black, this season should have been spent answering all (or most) of the questions brought up to be "so important" over the years. Still, the finale was moving if completely unsatisfying. 3.5/5

- Spartacus: Blood and Sand: The absolute biggest surprise of the year, I only watched Spartacus originally because it was supposed to be loaded with sex and violence. And it was. But over the course of the 13 episodes, I became completely addicted to the show. Despite the bad dialogue and horrid CGI/sets, I couldn't wait until the following episode to see what was going to transpire (usually someone getting their comeuppance). Plus there was a good chance that you were going to see multiple women completely naked. It's a shame star Andy Whitfield has non-Hodgkin lymphoma, as the second season has been put on hold. Luckily, the producers have decided to make a 6 episode prequel with John Hannah and Lucy Lawless. More Xena boobs! 4.5/5

Shows that I'm currently in the midst of or will be airing in the summer:

- Friday Night Lights: I downloaded the first four or five shows when FNL first aired on DirecTV, but I soon forgot to keep downloading episodes (it's hard to remember shit when a DVR doesn't do it for you!). The episodes they've shown so far I've already seen, so I'm waiting to get into the new ones. The season's been very good so far, with down-to-earth storylines and heartfelt characters (which has not always been the case).

- Happy Town: I haven't actually watched this show yet. I have the three episodes that aired on my DVR, but it was taken off for a few weeks due to low ratings. I think the rest will be aired, but I'm not sure if I'm going to watch the show.

-Louie: I loved Louis C.K.'s Lucky Louie on HBO, so I have high hopes for this show. The TV spot alone where Ricky Gervais bounces Louie's man-boob is hysterical. Premieres at the end of June.

- Mythbusters: Good as always. Plus Kari has huge post-pregnancy boobs.

- Party Down: A fun show, but this one will most likely be the last. Still, an entertaining way to kill a half of an hour.

- South Park: Hasn't been all that great so far. I missed "201" because my DVR didn't record it. Probably had to do with the complete censoring of the episode. The other episodes were pretty funny, but other than "200" there hasn't been any great episodes so far. The second half of the season will be aired in the fall.

Well, this went on a bit longer than expected, but I think I got everything. I'm kind of mad I didn't watch Season 5 of Rescue Me last year (I was a bit burnt out on the show, Season 4 was very lackluster) because I really want to watch Season 6 this summer. Maybe I'll grab the DVD next Tuesday and fly through the episodes.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Random Thoughts: Rambling About LOST

Of course, massive spoilers for the entire show.

I've watched Lost for six straight years. It's one of the few shows I've watched strictly on television (not on DVD) since its inception. The only other show that I've watched as long on television is House. I've never considered myself a die-hard Lost fanatic - I was certainly never obsessed, as I've been with other shows - but there was always a strong narrative with excellent characters along with a plethora of mysteries to unveil that kept me watching.

Over the last season, the "essence" of Lost changed; it was a bit difficult to see at the time, but in retrospect, it's fairly obvious. Despite all of the amazing things that happened on the show, it usually remained fairly grounded. There was the battle between the castaways and the Others, the mysteries behind the Dharma Initiative, and the intrigue of the island and its powers. There were mysteries, some of which were supernatural, but the concepts were never overly complicated to the point of ridiculousness or such weighty and overwhelming ideas as the ones that were presented toward the end of the show's run. When the time travel began, Lost started getting more and more over-the-top, although excellent episodes were still being produced. I loved many of the time travel stories; I thought it only made an excellent show better.

When the bomb was set off at the end of Season 5, the castaways returned to their regular time, and an "alternate universe" was created. While that universe was a bit tedious at first, the prospect of the cast "realizing" their time on the island and eventual reconciliation was an attractive one. Season 6 itself was a bit of a letdown, as none of the major mysteries from earlier in the show were really answered - instead we were given more insight to Jacob and the Man in Black. This was disappointing, to say the least, because that's not what the show was originally about. Season 6 easily felt as though it was an intermediate season and could lead to many more seasons down the line, where ALL of the mysteries could be explained.

As down on the season as I had been, I was super excited to see the finale. The first two hours were awesome, as there were many touching moments. I had tears in my eyes when Charlie and Claire recognized each other. The reunion of Juliet and Sawyer was my favorite, but several others were just as touching. But by 11:15, I realized that many questions weren't going to be answered. I simply assumed that the island was going to be completely enveloped in light, and the castaways, realizing now who they are (and that Juliet was right, it did work), would continue their lives in LA in 2004 living together happily.

But wait! The alternate timeline was purgatory! What? Are you fucking kidding me? As an atheist, I found the overly religious final ten minutes to be revolting (I would later get over myself; more on that in a bit). I have no problem with shows where characters have faith, or do Christian things. But Lost jumped from a show that debated faith versus science, to nothing but faith (and bashing the viewer over the head with it). Considering how many things about Jack can be an allegory for Jesus, it made me want to tear my eyes out. Jack has followers (disciples, if you will), has issues with his father, gets stabbed in the side, among other things - that makes me wish I never spent six years watching this show. Lost, this amazing and original show, turns out to be nothing but a mix of religious lessons and beliefs? Gag.

But after thinking about the finale, and sleeping on it, I've come to enjoy the finale for what it was: a Season 6 finale, not a series finale. The early seasons of the show - the best seasons - were essentially forgotten. And that is a true shame. I can remember talking with my college roommate about the shows, eagerly awaiting the day when all of our questions would be answered. I wonder if I would have continued to watch the show if I knew that they never would? Much of the mythology early on meant nothing, even though that's all the creators talked about. They told us that everything matters, but in the end, nothing really mattered. Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof, knowing how many people have short attention spans, chose to ignore everything that made Lost the great show that it once was.

I have a hard time with people that feel satisfied about the finale of Lost. If you consider EVERYTHING we've been through over the last six years, "The End" was a huge letdown. But Lost hasn't been Lost in a while now, and the last show just put an exclamation point on that statement. But seeing as this is the only path the show will ever take, and realizing that everything that was supposed to be important wasn't, the finale was a pretty decent two hours of television. It's just a shame that so many people feel good about what they saw. I can't even imagine watching the show straight through on DVD, because most of what I'm watching doesn't matter in the end - until Season 6. It's such a disservice to what was once a great and original show.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

The Bloody Ape (1997)

The Bloody Ape (1997)

Directed by: Keith J. Crocker
Screenplay by: Keith J. Crocker and George Reis

Genre: Horror
Running Time: 77 Minutes
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Viewed: Owned DVD

Human limbs torn from sockets!

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Comments: After really enjoying the abomination that was Blitzkrieg: Escape from Stalag 69, I found that director Keith Crocker only directed one other film: The Bloody Ape. I finally picked it up the other day, and decided to give it a watch last night. Like Blitzkrieg, it's packed to the gills with unnecessary, uninteresting, and only occasionally funny writing ("My love for you is as deep and as wide as the expansions of your vaginal cavity"). I was forced to sit through 30 minutes of uselessness until anything entertaining happens (a man's very large and very fake penis is ripped out). We then follow around an escaped ape as he slaughters men and (almost always nude) women (the ape also rummages through refrigerators and drives a car). The Bloody Ape has a decent look (it was shot on Super 8) and at times made me chuckle. However, it's not nearly as awesome as Blitzkrieg, simply because it's not nearly as big a piece of shit, and isn't quite as exploitative. Oh, and I felt very racist after watching The Bloody Ape. I flipped through the "making of" featurette, and some asshole was raving about how great it is that Crocker isn't afraid of offending anyone, and how awesome he is in general. And by "anyone," I'm pretty sure he meant blacks and Mexicans.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

Directed by: Kevin Reynolds
Screenplay by: Pen Densham and John Watson

Genre: Action | Adventure | Drama | Romance
Running Time: 155 Minutes (Extended Cut)
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Viewed: Owned DVD

For the good of all men, and the love of one woman, he fought to
  uphold justice by breaking the law.


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Comments: It's been several years since I've seen Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, but seeing as I just watched Ridley Scott's take, and that I ordered the two disc edition of Prince of Thieves last week, I figured it was about time. Robin Hood is much more silly than I remember, as parts of the film reminded me of several fantasy flicks of the '80s. Alan Rickman is awesome as always as the Sheriff of Nakatomi Plaza Nottingham, but his character is so off-the-wall and bizarre that it's hard to take him seriously. And I much prefer Kevin Costner in westerns. But still, Robin Hood is an entertaining movie that hearkens back to my youth, which is probably why it's remembered as fondly as it is among others.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Robin Hood (2010)

Robin Hood (2010)

Directed by: Ridley Scott
Screenplay by: Brian Helgeland

Genre: Action | Drama
Running Time: 140 Minutes
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Viewed: Theater

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Comments: A number of reviews I had read for Robin Hood this week had been highly critical of the film. I was very excited originally, as the Ridley Scott-Russell Crowe connection has been largely a positive one over the years, so I was very upset to learn that the film wasn't going to be very good. I probably wouldn't even have seen the film in theaters had a few friends not been going tonight (I tried to persuade them into seeing Iron Man 2 to no avail). Luckily, I really enjoyed the film. Sure, it's not really very Robin Hood-ish, and at times it feels more like Braveheart than anything else, but I found it to be an entertaining picture. It's also a bit long (I was fidgety at times), but there's also a wealth of material that could be expanded upon (potentially) in a Director's Cut on DVD?). While I understand some of the disappointment in Robin Hood, I found it to be generally worth my time. It's good for a watch if you're interested.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Ex Drummer (2007)

Ex Drummer (2007)

Directed by: Koen Mortier
Screenplay by: Koen Mortier

Genre: Comedy | Crime | Drama | Music
Running Time: 101 Minutes
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Viewed: Owned DVD

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Comments: I had never heard of Ex Drummer before reading about a deal from Palisades Tartan, the company the distributed the film on DVD. If you bought the film for $15, they threw in Chan-wook Park's 8 disc Vengeance Trilogy for free. Not bad if you ask me. So when I looked up the film to see what it was about, just about every review compared Ex Drummer to Trainspotting (it's mentioned on the DVD cover too), and that's a pretty decent comparison as this film's like Trainspotting on acid. It's not nearly as good, of course, and it's all a bit chaotic. But it's always fun to watch a movie that's bizarre as hell, and Ex Drummer surely is. Koen Mortier's direction is a bit pretentious (and distracting) at times, but for those looking for something interesting and extreme, Ex Drummer shout fit the bill.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Dial M for Murder (1954)

Dial M for Murder (1954)

Directed by: Alfred Hitchcock
Screenplay by: Frederick Knott

Genre: Crime | Mystery | Thriller
Running Time: 105 Minutes
MPAA Rating: PG
Viewed: Owned DVD

Kiss by kiss... supreme suspense unfurls!

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Comments: Dial M for Murder is yet another great Hitchcock film - it's just too bad all of the suspense has to wait until the final act of the film. While I enjoyed the opening parts of the film, the whole setup of the murder, and then the "Plan B" that's put into place happens entirely too smoothly and easily for my liking. Dial M for Murder plays out much like, well, a play, and that explains why the first half of the movie works as it does. But Hitchcock really works his magic in the second half, creating the suspense and tension he's known for. And I can't forget the amazing Grace Kelly. They certainly don't make 'em like that anymore. Despite my displeasure with the beginning of the film, Dial M for Murder is still a solid piece of filmmaking and worthy of your time (but you knew that already). An interesting fact I learned in the special features: the movie was originally shown in 3D, which explains much of the style of Hitchcock's work. You learn something new everyday.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Angels & Demons (2009)

Angels & Demons (2009)

Directed by: Ron Howard
Screenplay by: David Koepp and Akiva Goldsman

Genre: Mystery | Thriller
Running Time: 146 Minutes (Extended Cut)
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Viewed: Blu-ray

The holiest event of our time. Perfect for their return.

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Comments: I just watched this a few weeks ago and didn't really have any desire to watch it again, but my father rented it from Netflix and wanted to watch it. I still enjoyed the film, despite the overly contrived plot. I do think the theatrical cut was a bit better, as the scenes inserted into the film didn't help all that much and just dragged the film out. It's still entertaing though.

Rope (1948)

Rope (1948)

Directed by: Alfred Hitchcock
Screenplay by: Arthur Laurents

Genre: Crime | Mystery | Thriller
Running Time: 80 Minutes
MPAA Rating: PG
Viewed: Owned DVD

The guest who's dead on time.

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Comments: The first time I watched Rope was in a Sociology class in college. While the film is an excellent study on human behavior, we mainly just watched movies because the professor was awful and never really taught anything (we also watched Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and Mindhunters). But I've enjoyed Rope from the first time I watched it in the classroom knowing nothing about it. It's not one of Hitchcock's best, but it's shot rather impressively (in 10 minute or so cuts, and it's edited together to make it seem like one long continuous take). Plus, I'm a Jimmy Stewart fan and seeing him in his first Hitchcock film is pretty awesome. Recommended.

Rear Window (1954)

Rear Window (1954)

Directed by: Alfred Hitchcock
Screenplay by: John Michael Hayes

Genre: Crime | Mystery | Romance | Thriller
Running Time: 112 Minutes
MPAA Rating: PG
Viewed: Owned DVD

In deadly danger... because they saw too much!

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Comments: I liked Rear Window a lot better when it was called Disturbia. And that Jimmy Stewart guy could sure learn a thing or two from the great Shia LaBeouf. Seriously though, I could never imagine being more enthralled in a film where the main character never leaves his apartment throughout the entire film. It's rather remarkable, if I do say so myself.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Triangle (2009)

Triangle (2009)

Directed by: Christopher Smith
Screenplay by: Christopher Smith

Genre: Drama | Mystery | Thriller
Running Time: 99 Minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Viewed: Owned DVD

Fear comes in waves.

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Comments: I was a big fan of Christopher Smith's last film, Severance, so I was immediately interested when I found out he had a new movie out on DVD. I put off watching Triangle for a few weeks after I bought it (for no real reason), but after viewing it tonight I could kick myself for not watching it sooner. At first glance, Triangle looks like a slasher film, but it's much more of a time-twisting thriller, where the characters are stuck in a never-ending "loop." Once the loop began in the film, I almost dismissed it outright simply because the film reminded me very much of Nacho Vigalondo's excellent Timecrimes. There are several similarities at first (time-travel loop, masked character that... well, I don't want to spoil anything), and I was a bit put off. But not long after does Triangle take on a life of its own. I haven't been this impressed with a film in a long, long time. While time-travel films always seem to rack my brain because of all of the mind-boggling implications, Smith seems to have created a script with little plot holes, and where everything connects. I'm sure I'll notice things on future viewings (or when reading about the film online), but for now I'm in awe of the film. This is one of the best of 2009, and comes highly recommended.

Session 9 (2001)

Session 9 (2001)

Directed by: Brad Anderson
Screenplay by: Brad Anderson and Stephen Gevedon

Genre: Horror | Mystery | Thriller
Running Time: 101 Minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Viewed: Owned DVD

Fear is a place.

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Comments: A few months ago I read a top ten list on another blog of the top horror films of the decade. I was surprised to see that Session 9 was ranked at #4. I knew of the film in name only, and when looking into it I was even more shocked to see that it starred David Caruso. Finally, I picked up the film yesterday for $10 and watched it this afternoon. While I certainly enjoyed it, I don't think that it's by any means a classic. I was hoping for the film to be a bit more atmospheric, as I haven't been creeped out in a while. But that wasn't the case, and it even felt a bit amateurish at times. But I don't want to be to hard on Session 9, as I certainly enjoyed it and it was very good as a whole. Plus, it has the greatest David Caruso moment in the history of film:

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Fear City (1984)

Fear City (1984)

Directed by: Abel Ferrara
Screenplay by: Nicholas St. John

Genre: Crime | Drama | Mystery | Thriller
Running Time: 96 Minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Viewed: IFC

No showgirl is safe on the streets of... Fear City.

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Comments: I recorded this last month off of IFC simply because of it's description: an ex-boxer turned talent agent hunts a sick martial artist out to rid the city of strippers. Starring: Tom Berenger, Billy Dee Williams. How the hell could you possibly turn that down? And it's directed by Abel Ferrara, who directed films like The Driller Killer and Bad Lieutenant. Yeah, you know you want to watch this. Anyway, Fear City suffers from being badly cut, as the MPAA apparently wasn't down with the film in 1984. It's never been released in an uncut version, which I would love to see (and have in my collection). Fear City is an entertaining film, and one that could be a cult classic if it were given a proper release. Until then, I'll spread the word of the gospel of Berenger.

The House of the Devil (2009)

The House of the Devil (2009)

Directed by: Ti West
Screenplay by: Ti West

Genre: Horror | Thriller
Running Time: 95 Minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Viewed: Owned DVD

Talk on the phone. Finish your homework. Watch TV. DIE!

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Comments: The House of the Devil had a lot of buzz surrounding its release. However, once released on DVD, I read several negative reviews that cited pacing issues and a lack of anything happening throughout most of the film. The reviews didn't phase me though, and I just waited until the price dropped some to pick up this bad boy. Upon viewing the film, I immediately noticed The House of the Devil's excellent style; everything about this movie screams '80s. It's really impressive, especially since this is Ti West's first film (I expect great things from him in the future). Sure, I grew a bit restless at times, as there's not much in terms of normal horror proceedings (deaths, screaming, running away) that happens in the first 75 minutes. But I appreciate what West was creating - knowing that these lulls were simply part of a grander scheme actually made me enjoy the film more. And West captured a very suspenseful atmosphere that's hard to create these days, especially since he used mostly the creeks and groans of an old house. Definitely recommended.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

Directed by: Samuel Bayer
Screenplay by: Wesley Strick and Eric Heisserer

Genre: Fantasy | Horror | Thriller
Running Time: 95 Minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Viewed: Theater

Never sleep again.

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Comments: I really didn't have much of a desire to see A Nightmare on Elm Street, as it didn't look that good and the reviews weren't promising. I love the original Nightmare film, but as a series I don't enjoy it as much as say, the Halloween series. However, my friend has desperately wanted to see the film, so I finally went with him tonight. It wasn't as good as some recent remakes (The Last House on the Left, The Hills Have Eyes), but it was definitely better than some others (Friday the 13th immediately springs to mind). And while it was passably entertaining, A Nightmare on Elm Street lacks any real imagination or memorable moments. Its "boo" scenes are plotted well in advance so that anyone with half a brain knew they were coming. The violence was alright, but after the opening throat slice it definitely is toned down a notch. And while I like Jackie Earle Haley, he looked more like a burned monkey than a horror icon. If Brad Dourif is allowed to return to voice Chucky in the remake of Child's Play, then Robert Englund should have been welcomed back with open arms. He is Freddy Krueger. And it's not like he has anything else to do.

Monday, May 3, 2010

The X-Files - Season Two (1994-1995)

The X-Files (1993-2002)

Created by: Chris Carter

Season: Two (1994-1995)
Genre: Drama | Horror | Mystery | Sci-Fi | Thriller
Number of Episodes: 25
Episode Running Time: 60 Minutes
Viewed: Owned DVD

The truth is out there.

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Comments: The X-Files continued to get better in its second season. There's a little more focus on the government conspiracy, with Skinner, Krychek, and the Cigarette-Smoking Man becoming more prominent characters. There's still a bevy of self-contained, monster-of-the-week episodes, but by-in-large they're all pretty decent and entertaining. The one thing that stuck with me that I didn't notice the last time I watched this season was how often Mulder or Scully (or both) are attacked/abducted/infected, almost to the point of absurdity. Scully particularly has quite an awful season, yet never is adversely affected, as most normal people would be. Still, Season 2 of The X-Files is a strong and entertaining series. I'm going to take a little break before diving into Season 3 so I don't get burnt out on the monster-of-the-week episodes, which is what happened the last time I tried to watch the show straight through.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Aguirre: The Wrath of God (1972)

Aguirre: The Wrath of God (1972)

Directed by: Werner Herzog
Screenplay by: Werner Herzog

Genre: Adventure | Biography | Drama | History
Running Time: 93 Minutes
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
Viewed: Owned DVD

On this river, God never finished his creation.

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Comments: The first thing I noticed about Aguirre: The Wrath of God was that it was shot in 1.33:1 (full screen), which is a shame considering the awesome location and visuals. The second thing I noticed was how much Aguirre reminded me of Apocalypse Now, so it was no surprise to me when I read afterward that Werner Herzog's film was a big influence on Francis Ford Coppola. Another thing that I noticed was how strange it was seeing a bunch of German actors playing Spanish explorers who are speaking German. Granted, I know American cinema does this all the time, but it's weird when it's two foreign countries doing this. Beyond that, Aguirre is a great film. There's not much depth to many of the characters outside of Aguirre, but that all works into the whole minimalist style that Herzog was going for. Oh, and the last thing I noticed was that it would have sucked to make this film.

Also Known As: Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes