Friday, May 25, 2012

Random Thoughts: The Past Year in TV

I've watched a decent amount of TV shows over the past season, and even though I prefer watching the entire season at once, I still look forward to to catching some shows on a weekly basis. There hasn't been anything particularly brilliant that I've watched, but shows like Archer and Justified continued to bring the awesomeness week in and week out. Here's a quick synopsis of the shows I've watched this past year. (I've noticed that I tend to rate things lower when the viewing is stretched out over time. I think that's part of the reason why I like watching everything at once.) Anyway, here we go (in alphabetical order)...

- Archer: Just about the greatest animated show I've ever watched. The writing is so sharp, funny, and consistent each week that I'm often left amazed. Starting off the season with Burt Reynolds playing himself was fantastic, and everything that followed was just as good. I cannot recommend this show enough. 5/5

- The Big Bang Theory: This show is certainly my guilty pleasure. The Big Bang Theory could be a phenomenal show with the overall talent of the actors, but it consistently sinks to the lowest common denominator so that it can appeal to the mass audiences (which explains a lot, because it would never be as popular - and likely cancelled by now - if it didn't). Sometimes I hate myself for watching the show (because there's often episodes that are complete drivel), but other times I'm pleasantly surprised and I find myself laughing pretty heartily. Regardless, Kaley Cuoco is pure #motherofgod material. 3/5

- Castle: Castle is a show I spent the better part of last year catching up on. I'm a huge sucker for those "will they or won't they" type of relationships, and the one between Kate and Castle is the very definition of that. The show itself is a bit of give-or-take; it's one of those that would greatly benefit from a thirteen episode season (there are so many filler episodes that it drives me fucking nuts!). However, even though we finally got a bit of storyline progression with the satisfying finale, I felt the season really dragged at times with several unmemorable or ridiculous episodes (but the Adam Baldwin episode was great!). In the end though, I still like the two leads enough that I'll keep watching. 3.5/5

- Chuck: It was bittersweet to watch Chuck head off into the sunset; on one hand, I think the story had run its course and they were struggling to find new and creative plots, but on the other hand I loved these characters and would have kept watching if the show ran another ten seasons. The finale garnered a bit of a mixed reaction, and even though I generally liked it I found it somewhat disappointing. Chuck, even though it's plenty dramatic at times, is a fun action/comedy show at its heart. And while the finale was a mostly happy ending, I think it tried too hard to be deeper and more than it needed to be. For once, I think they should've taken the easy way out and given fans exactly what they wanted. With a show like Chuck, we weren't owed any more. 4/5

- Community: Obviously, the huge news that broke after the season ended was that showrunner Dan Harmon was replaced. I think the general reason was because the show was so outlandish at times, but that's why the show has such a cult following. Who knows what Community is going to be like next year, but I think it's going to lose some of that craziness that made it unlike anything else on TV. The third season was definitely not as good as the unreal second, but it's still fucking awesome (the video game episode was outstanding!). I'm cautiously optimistic about Season Four. 4/5

- House: House was yet another bittersweet finale; the show certainly ran its course, but I loved a number of the characters on the show so I blindly would've continued following it. The highlights were the mid-season episodes that revolved around Chase and the few episodes focusing on Wilson and House leading to the finale. The finale itself was okay, but there certainly could've been better ways to wrap the show up. The fact that they brought so many names back only highlighted the fact that Lisa Edelstein wasn't there, which was a big problem in my eyes. (Honestly, I think a finale about Thirteen's Huntington's disease would've been fantastic, but like I said the episodes revolving around Wilson were pretty damn good too - the next to last episode had me crying like a baby.) Farewell, friend. 4/5

- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: I think Sunny really rebounded after a slightly worse (yet still funny) sixth season. To be honest, I don't remember a number of the episodes. Some are fresh in my mind though, as outings like "The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore" and "Thunder Gun Express" were amazing, even though it's been damn near five months since the season ended. While the show may not be as great as it once was, Sunny still holds a special place in my heart. 4/5

- Justified: I don't think I looked forward to any other show as much as I did Justified each week. It's a phenomenal show, and even with one or two plot inconsistencies that bugged me, I still think this is one of the most well-written shows on TV. Timothy Olyphant and Walton Goggins absolutely own the screen (though Neal McDonough was a force this season). Justified is another show I continuously recommend to people. It's fantastic. 4.5/5

- New Girl: I started watching this show mainly because I loved Zooey Deschanel, but the premise, interactions, and characters grew so tired and unfunny to me that I stopped watching it mid-way through the season. This was the only new show I watched this television year. (In the future, I'm only going to start watching shows on a weekly basis if I've watched previous seasons on DVD/Blu-ray. That being said, I'm sure there will be one or two new shows next year that I'll jump on... and then they'll be cancelled.)

- Raising Hope: I loved the first season of Raising Hope, but I felt the second season was a step down. There were definitely some good episodes, but it lacked the consistency that made the premiere season so fantastic. I love Garret Dillahunt in the series, and I often think his character is the best part. The show's been renewed for a third season, so I'll certainly be tuning in. 3.5/5

- The Walking Dead: I thought Season Two was really strong. I know a lot of people complained about how much jabbering there was between characters, or how a little girl going missing could be so annoying, but I enjoyed all of it. The season finale was flippin' sweet and it really got me pumped for Season Three. 4/5

And now for what I'll be tuning into this summer...

- The Glades: This show is essentially my summer Castle: it's mostly light entertainment that helps pass the time. Plus, it's only thirteen episodes, which is exactly the right amount.

- Workaholics: I just finished the first season on Netflix and really liked it, despite the fact the show feels like the red-headed step-child of It's Always Sunny. I have the second season Blu-ray pre-ordered, so I'm going to slam through those before I start watching the new episodes on a weekly basis.

And that's it (I've been watching Mythbusters too, but that's a given). I thought Breaking Bad may have been on that list, but I've just barely gotten into Season Two still (goddamn Minecraft!). I'm hoping to get through those episodes soon, but I don't know if I'll dive into Season Three right away. The show really hasn't hooked me yet. It's really well made, but part of the problem is that I can't seem to get addicted to it. I have a lot of Season 2 to go yet, but it looks like my plan to watching everything before the Season Five premiere in a week or so failed miserably. But I'm going to put an episode on now, so I'm out, fools.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

The Lickerish Quartet (1970)

The Lickerish Quartet (1970)

Directed by: Radley Metzger
Screenplay by: Michael DeForrest

Genre: Drama
Running Time: 90 Minutes
MPAA Rating: X
Viewed: Netflix Watch Instantly

Beyond the physical edge...

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Comments: I really enjoyed the previous Radley Metzger film I watched, Score, so I was eager to check out some more of his work when I found a few of his films on Netflix. Unfortunately, this "erotic art house" film is entirely too art house; the pretentious scale is off the charts. We jump back and forth between present and past, partake in dream sequences that may or may not be real, and watch as one film strip is seen differently every time it's played. There's not a lot of fun in the film like there was in Score, and that's probably the most unfortunate aspect. I really should've watched Best Worst Movie.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Troll 2 (1990)

Troll 2 (1990)

Directed by: Claudio Fragasso
Screenplay by: Rossella Drudi and Claudio Fragasso

Genre: Fantasy | Horror
Running Time: 95 Minutes
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Viewed: Netflix Watch Instantly

One was not enough!

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Comments: I had hope to get through Season Two of Breaking Bad this week. However, as of this writing I've only watched one episode. Why? Fucking Minecraft on the 360, that's why. That game is both amazing and addicting as shit. It's really put a dent in my movie/TV watching.

Anyway, I generally reserve five star ratings for only the best worst films, which Troll 2 certainly is (coincidentally, there's a documentary about Troll 2 called Best Worst Movie that I may watch tomorrow). Seriously, if you haven't seen this film and enjoy awfully good movies, do yourself a favor and check this out. It's Hard Ticket to Hawaii good.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Run! Bitch Run! (2009)

Run! Bitch Run! (2009)

Directed by: Joseph Guzman
Screenplay by: Robert James Hayes II and Joseph Guzman

Genre: Horror | Thriller
Running Time: 90 Minutes
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
Viewed: Netflix Watch Instantly

Payback's a bitch!

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Comments: Run! Bitch Run! is a terrible rip-off (or homage, as I'm sure the filmmakers would call it) of several films, notably Grindhouse and I Spit on Your Grave (and notably the latter film, as the rape scene in the woods is extremely reminiscent of the '80s cult classic). The revenge aspect was piss poor also, as the film's budgetary limitations were extremely evident, often cutting away before any real violence occurs. I did like the leading lady, a somewhat strange yet enticing looking woman (I generally like my women odd in exploitation films), who wasn't... exposed... nearly enough throughout. The rest of the cast looked like it was picked out of a trailer park. Yeah, Run! Bitch Run! isn't very good, but there's some part of me that enjoyed it. I can't really recommend it though.

The Nude Vampire (1970)

The Nude Vampire (1970)

Directed by: Jean Rollin
Screenplay by: Jean Rollin and S.H. Mosti

Genre: Horror
Running Time: 82 Minutes
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
Viewed: Netflix Watch Instantly

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Comments: Apparently it's watch a movie with the word "nude" in the title day (which, all told, can never be a bad day). However, much like the "nude" before it, Jean Rollin's The Nude Vampire isn't very good. The film starts out promising: it's bizarre, there's hardly any dialogue, and the visuals are awesome. But eventually the characters begin to explain what's going on, and unfortunately everything becomes extremely tedious from here on out. There's a real distinct lack of anything interesting that happens in the last act. For example, the Rollin twins (one half of which is the lovely Marie-Pierre Castel) are chasing this woman through a cemetery. With Rollin, you usually know one of two things is going to happen: they're all going to get naked or someone is going to viciously die. What happens? After the chase, the woman passes out after on a grave. Fully clothed. End scene. She's never seen from again. What?

Nude for Satan (1974)

Nude for Satan (1974)

Directed by: Luigi Batzella
Screenplay by: Luigi Batzella

Genre: Horror
Running Time: 82 Minutes
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
Viewed: Netflix Watch Instantly

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Comments: So Conway Twitty gets into an accident outside of a castle. Some other chick that gets naked a lot also gets into an accident in the car behind him. They go into the castle at separate times, meet each other's doppelganger, and then that chick gets naked some more. It's not as cool as it sounds. The Devil hangs around a bit, so that's cool, but not really. One of the worst looking fake spiders I've ever scene terrorizes the chick, who's half naked. So there's that. But then Conway and his Doppelganger meet, and they start talking, and I fell asleep for ten minutes, and when I woke up they're still fucking talking. And then the chick goes to Hell and one of the worst looking orgies ever commences. And then Conway defeats evil by throwing a lamp at them. The end.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

In Time (2011)

In Time (2011)

Directed by: Andrew Niccol
Screenplay by: Andrew Niccol

Genre: Action | Sci-Fi | Thriller
Running Time: 109 Minutes
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Viewed: Owned Blu-ray

Time is money.

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Comments: I've wanted to watch In Time for some time now (ha!); I didn't expect it to be great, but it looked like a decent enough sci-fi thriller. And that's essentially what it was. It's really difficult to dig into the premise at first, as no real explanation is given as to why people are like this. However, after the opening act and once we settle into the main story, In Time finds a nice balance and continues on its merry way in a much more pleasing fashion. I don't think Justin Timberlake is the greatest leading man, and his weaknesses definitely show at times (he works much better as a supporting actor). Overall though, In Time was entertaining enough and at least worth the watch if you have enough time on your hands (ha!).

Hanna (2011)

Hanna (2011)

Directed by: Joe Wright
Screenplay by: Seth Lochhead and David Farr

Genre: Action | Crime | Mystery | Thriller
Running Time: 111 Minutes
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Viewed: Owned Blu-ray

Adapt or die.

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Comments: Hanna is an solid thriller with characters and a story that border on lunacy, yet everything works in a satisfying manner. Saoirse Ronan steals the show has Hanna, a girl with an advanced skill set that actually makes the audience believe she's kicking three dudes' asses at once. I found it odd that Joe Wright helmed the film, considering he's done mostly dramatic period pieces in the past (Atonement, Pride and Prejudice). Perhaps the aspect I liked the most was the score by The Chemical Brothers. It's a little different that your typical action/thriller score, and it really fits in well with the offbeat film. While Hanna wasn't exactly what I expected, I really enjoyed it. Recommended.

Oh, and this film should most certainly have been rated R. It looks like it was censored and chopped to bits to achieve the PG-13 rating.

The Avengers (2012)

The Avengers (2012)

Directed by: Joss Whedon
Screenplay by: Joss Whedon

Genre: Action | Adventure | Sci-Fi
Running Time: 143 Minutes
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Viewed: Theater (In Glorious 2D)

Some assembly required.

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Comments: Granted, my expectations for The Avengers were pretty goddamn high, but I think the movie delivered... for the most part. The first hour was handled relatively well, considering the mammoth task of reintroducing a shitload of characters. It was slow at times, but a few action scenes and jokes here and there helped move it along. The real meat of the film is the final act, which is the Mecca of superhero gratuitousness. And it was fucking awesome. If some of those scenes didn't get your blood pumping wishing you could fight along with the team, then you aren't a true... nerd(?).

I think that Tom Hiddleston completely stole every scene he was in. While he was great in Thor, Loki transforms into a completely different beast in The Avengers (and his interaction at the end of the film with The Hulk might have been the funniest scene). Speaking of the green guy, Mark Ruffalo is pretty awesome stepping into the role of Bruce Banner. I'm always a fan of consistency with actors, but if the new actor is a better fit (see: Maggie Gyllenhaal in The Dark Knight), it's usually for the best.

So in the end, Joss Whedon did pretty damn well with The Avengers. He successfully managed six heroes, gave them all pretty equal screen time, and somehow managed to make Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner not seem completely worthless in comparison to the overwhelming superiority of the other superheroes. People have been going gaga over The Avengers, and even though I don't think that it's the greatest thing ever (sorry, but The Dark Knight Rises is going to blow this out of the water), it's still rather good and awesome as hell.

And that's without seeing the 3D version - amazing! (This is referencing my complete disdain for everything 3D, excluding real life.)

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Workaholics - Season One (2011)

Workaholics (2011-????)

Created by: Blake Anderson, Adam DeVine, Anders Holm, Kyle
  Newacheck, Connor Pritchard, and Dominic Russo

Season: One (2011)
Genre: Comedy
Number of Episodes: 10
Episode Running Time: 30 Minutes
Viewed: Netflix Watch Instantly

Seize the day.

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Comments: Even though Workaholics is like the red-headed step-child of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the show is still fucking funny as hell. I already have the second season pre-ordered (I'm not waiting for it to come to Netflix) and I plan on watching the third season when it begins at the end of the month. I'll have more with my year-end TV round-up in a few days.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Young Adult (2011)

Young Adult (2011)

Directed by: Jason Reitman
Screenplay by: Diablo Cody

Genre: Comedy | Drama
Running Time: 94 Minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Viewed: Owned Blu-ray

Everyone gets old. Not everyone grows up.

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Comments: I'm so glad I finally grabbed Young Adult the other day. I've wanted to see it for some time now for a number of reasons. I love Patton Oswalt (such a great stand-up, and he's a solid actor too). I love Charlize Theron (she's one of the all-time great #motherofgod women). I'm a fan of Jason Reitman's work (particularly Up in the Air). And finally, I think Diablo Cody's a pretty decent writer too (fuck the haters, Jennifer's Body was fucking awesome). Combine all of this, and you have a great movie in Young Adult. Sure, it doesn't seem to follow the typical growth in a character we're used to seeing in films, and it's incredibly difficult to watch during some scenes due to the awkward scenarios, but I fucking loved it. Theron and Oswalt are wonderful, and reason enough to see the film. If you like black comedies at all, I'm giving a strong recommendation to check this film out.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Breaking Bad - Season One (2008)

Breaking Bad (2008-????)

Created by: Vince Gilligan

Season: One (2008)
Genre: Crime | Drama | Thriller
Number of Episodes: 7
Episode Running Time: 60 Minutes
Viewed: Owned Blu-ray

Unstable. Volatile. Dangerous. And that's just the chemistry.

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Comments: I'm certainly much more lenient and forgiving when it comes to rating television shows - as opposed to how harshly I can judge films at times. I tend to get wrapped up with the characters and rate shows higher than they actually deserve. Take note of how the rating for a few seasons of The Big Bang Theory are equivalent to this season of Breaking Bad. The shows aren't even comparable as The Big Bang Theory and its lowest common denominator humor doesn't even come close to Breaking Bad, but I guess TV shows have to be complete shit for me to give it a low rating. Anyway, while I really enjoyed the opening season of Breaking Bad, I did find it to be a bit slow at times, and it lacked that addictiveness that I really love. I have supreme confidence that it will only get better (due to the overwhelming positive reviews), so I'm eagerly anticipating popping in Season Two. Until then.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

The Innkeepers (2011)

The Innkeepers (2011)

Directed by: Ti West
Screenplay by: Ti West

Genre: Horror | Thriller
Running Time: 101 Minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Viewed: Owned Blu-ray

Some guests never check out.

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Comments: I'm a fan of how Ti West makes horror films. I really dug The House of the Devil, and so I eagerly pre-ordered his latest film, The Innkeepers (I'm discounting Cabin Fever 2, a film West himself tried to disown). West's slow burn style is something he does pretty well, as the characters are often drawn well enough to hold the viewer's interest. And even though I wasn't the biggest fan of The Innkeepers, the style, direction, and characters kept me intrigued throughout. I did feel there were entirely too many predictable elements, and the lack of a "big" finale worthy of the slow build certainly didn't help (though I appreciate how several elements were woven together if you paid close enough attention). The film's creepiness is a definite plus, and I really enjoyed Sara Paxton's character (she essentially makes the film). I honestly believe a film like The Innkeepers would be better on a repeat viewing, so I may have to double feature this with The House of the Devil down the line. For you first-timers out there, it's still worth a look. As for me, I'm anxiously awaiting West's next film. He makes horror interesting.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Dream Home (2010)

Dream Home (2010)

Directed by: Ho-Cheung Pang
Screenplay by: Ho-Cheung Pang, Kwok Cheung Tsang, and Chi-Man
  Wan

Genre: Horror
Running Time: 96 Minutes
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
Viewed: Netflix Watch Instantly

What would you do, if someone blocked your view...

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Comments: Dream Home is a fairly solid film from Hong Kong (Hong Kongian?) that I've been meaning to catch up with for awhile. I heard a few horror-centric bloggers that named the film one of their best of 2011 (when the film was released in the U.S.), so I was eager to check the movie out when I learned Netflix was streaming it.

The movie focuses on a woman who has reached her mental breaking point, murdering a number of unsuspecting tenants in a high-rise housing complex. The film frequently flashes back to the varying points in the woman's life that ultimately led her to this point, and this was my biggest issue with Dream Home. There was way too much backstory for a violent slasher film (and it was a bit nasty at times), and the frequent jaunts down memory lane tended to get annoying toward the end. In terms of kills, Dream Home was a rousing success, and the high point of the ninety minute runtime. The opening scene, despite being bloodless until the very end, was my favorite. The camera lingering on this man struggling for his life was just brutal.

In the end I'm glad I caught the film on Netflix. I had thought about picking up the DVD, but streaming it was certainly the better option. If you have Netflix, I'd give Dream Home a look.