Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)Directed by: Andy Sidaris
Screenplay by: Andy Sidaris
Genre: Action | Adventure
Running Time: 96 Minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Viewed: Owned DVD
This ain't no hula!
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Comments: This is the greatest fucking movie ever made. I'm not joking. May I present you with Exhibit A:
So let's recap. A guy launches an attack on two special agents on a skateboard using a blow-up doll as cover. The guy shoots one of the special agents IN THE FUCKING HEART (OK, he's technically hit by shrapnel) and he's merely inconvenienced. Then, the agents hit the guy with the car, launching him into the air. Whilst airborne, Agent #2 uses A FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER to blow him out of the air. Oh, and then he bazookas the shit out of the blow-up doll too, for good measure (while it's still in the air and without damaging them or their car at all). And this is two minutes of the movie. TWO FUCKING MINUTES. It doesn't get better than this.
So let's recap. A guy launches an attack on two special agents on a skateboard using a blow-up doll as cover. The guy shoots one of the special agents IN THE FUCKING HEART (OK, he's technically hit by shrapnel) and he's merely inconvenienced. Then, the agents hit the guy with the car, launching him into the air. Whilst airborne, Agent #2 uses A FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER to blow him out of the air. Oh, and then he bazookas the shit out of the blow-up doll too, for good measure (while it's still in the air and without damaging them or their car at all). And this is two minutes of the movie. TWO FUCKING MINUTES. It doesn't get better than this.
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