Sunday, June 5, 2011

Sacred Flesh (2000)

Sacred Flesh (2000)

Directed by: Nigel Wingrove
Screenplay by: Nigel Wingrove

Genre: Exploitation | Horror
Running Time: 75 Minutes
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
Viewed: Netflix Watch Instantly

In the midst of life we are in death.

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Comments: C'mon, Netflix. You can't dangle shit like Sacred Flesh in front of me and expect me not to watch, despite how wretchedly horrible it is. And it's horrible. It does seem like Nigel Wingrove is actually trying to make some sort of transcendental psycho-sexual film, but when every actress you use has huge implants, your films tend to come off as shitty softcore porn. And it's a fucking film about nuns. How many nuns do you know that have implants? Probably not many. Scratch that, how many nuns do know that are less than fifty-years-old? Actually, how many goddamn nuns do you know at all?

If you must see Sacred Flesh, may I suggest using the fast-forward button to get to the good parts (and there's a couple). But I can't recommend sitting through any of the other crap. There's just too much talking in between the really important and meaningful scenes.

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