Sunday, June 19, 2011

Blow Out (1981)

Blow Out (1981)

Directed by: Brian De Palma
Screenplay by: Brian De Palma

Genre: Crime | Drama | Mystery | Thriller
Running Time: 107 Minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Viewed: Owned Blu-ray

Murder has a sound all of its own!

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Comments: I picked up Blow Out as part of a sale Amazon had on Criterion Blu-rays a few weeks ago. Thus, the early '80s Brian De Palma film has the distinction of being the first Blu Criterion release I've seen - and it looks wonderful. Criterion always does a great job with the films they release, and they've certainly continued the trend when transitioning to high definition. I'm not a huge Criterion nerd, as I generally prefer shitty horror movies (as if someone couldn't tell from this blog), but I do enjoy feeling like an authentic film fan every once in awhile.

Anyway, Blow Out itself seems like an odd choice for Criterion. It's a good film, and I really enjoyed it, but it's a fairly straight forward thriller with roots in several like-minded '70s films. It's not foreign, not artsy (at least to the Nth degree, as we get some solid split screen action), and certainly not batshit crazy, so in my pea-brain it doesn't seem to fit well into Criterion's collection of films. But regardless, they did an amazing job with this release, and I heartily recommend it.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Battle: Los Angeles (2011)

Battle: Los Angeles (2011)

Directed by: Jonathan Liebesman
Screenplay by: Christopher Bertolini

Genre: Action | Sci-Fi | Thriller
Running Time: 116 Minutes
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Viewed: Owned Blu-ray

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Comments: Battle: Los Angeles is a fun movie, simple as that. It may not come close to something like Independence Day alien blockbusters, but it's good nonetheless. I actually enjoyed the film more on Blu-ray than I did in the theaters (and the only reason I bought it on its release week was because Walmart offered the special edition as a steelbook - and I'm a fucking sucker). Sure, the dialogue isn't the greatest and there's several moments of pure cheese, but I'll be damned if Battle: Los Angeles isn't entertaining. It may not win the hearts of 'true' film purists, but you know what? Fuck them. Retreat Hell!

And since I posted a few days ago about how much I loved the teaser for David Fincher's The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, I was reminded of how much I liked the trailer for Battle: Los Angeles. It makes the film look like it's going to be so much better than it actually is! But isn't that the point of every trailer? Anyway, see for yourself:

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Random Thoughts: Small Screen Bullshit

It's been awhile since a good 'ol random thoughts post. (Even Alison Brie agrees!) So why not dig into the multitude of crap I watched over the last year. Let's go in the order they aired during the week...

- Chuck: Listen, the second season of Chuck is one of my favorite seasons of television I've watched in years, but Chuck has run its course for the most part. I did enjoy spending an hour with the crew on a week-to-week basis, as Season Four was a solid, if inconsistent, run of episodes. However, it's time for Chuck and company to gracefully bow out (which it will after airing a thirteen episode fifth season). This season had the same problem Season Three had: a plot worked out for 13 episodes that wrapped up nicely (finishing with the excellent "Chuck versus the Push Mix"), but with a backorder of 11 episodes tacked on that felt so much less planned out than the beginning of the season. There was a nice twist during the finale that will make Season Five a little less formulaic and a little more interesting, so I will say that I'm looking forward to see how the writers and producers will wrap things up.

- House: Hmm... where to begin? Actually, My comments on Season Seven of House sort of mimic that of Chuck: an inconsistent season for a show that has run its course. I really wasn't a fan of the finale, especially after hearing the news that Lisa Edelstein won't be back for Season Eight. I liked the House/Cuddy romance, as it showed progression of the Greg House character, but once they split the show pretty much devolved into what it's been for years. I was a big fan of "The Dig," the episode which featured the return of Thirteen. Beyond that, I can't recall too many memorable moments.

- Raising Hope: Without a doubt, my favorite new show of the year. I fucking loved Raising Hope. It was so smartly written, and wonderfully combined wacky hilarity with touching, heartfelt moments. There's really not much else I can say other than you should buy this when it's released on DVD (here's hoping for a Blu-ray release too!). Raising Hope is awesome.

-White Collar: The second half of season two aired this winter (the first half over the summer of 2010), so it counts for me. White Collar is a fun show, but nothing more. The plots are silly and the writing often makes the show seem second-rate, but it's enjoyable mainly for Matthew Bomer's performance. He's great and makes it much better than it is. I think my favorite thing about White Collar is when they shill for Ford. Listen, I'm a Chuck fan, so I know you have to find ways to pay the bill (by eating Subway!), but the Ford moments of the show are downright hilarious. Peter is in his car. His cell rings. Cut to a close up of Peter pressing the phone button on his steering wheel and answering the phone (what incredible features!). He finds out he needs to be somewhere quick. He talks for 30 seconds about the navigation features his car offers. Hilarity ensues!

-Justified: Oh hell yes. The second season of Justified was terrific, sans one terrible plot point (Winona stealing money; it was so out of character for her, and even worse when Raylan helped her cover it up). This show, along with the aforementioned Raising Hope and the soon-to-come Community were my absolute favorites of the television season. Walton Goggins is a fucking juggernaut as Boyd. Seriously, I can't even begin to describe his greatness.

-Community: Probably the smartest show on TV (at least of the ones I watch, obviously). Community is so well-written and often so smart that I can't believe Dan Harmon and crew were able to plan things out as creatively as they do. Oh, and I can't overstate how much I am smitten with the lovely Alison Brie. One day.

The Office: I'm happy to say The Office returned with a bounce back season after the disappointing Season Six. Of course, it's nowhere near as good as the original seasons, but if the writing is as decent as it was this year, the Steve Carell-less eighth season may stand a chance. I wasn't a huge fan of the Will Ferrell episodes, but I guess it got people talking. I'd rather them keep the big names out and focus on the characters they've built up for seven seasons. They're the people we truly care about.

Archer: I can't believe I'm saying this, but after the brilliant first season of Archer, I never got around to watching the second season of this show. I have all of the episodes saved on my DVR, though. I just missed a few weeks in the beginning, and then it was easier to watch other shows then rip through a backlog of Archer episodes. Soon.

And of course, here's what's on the tube now...

White Collar: Yes, it's back again. The show had a short layoff between Seasons Two and Three (the layoff in the middle of Season Two was longer). So far, it's the same as I wrote above. Only two episodes in though.

South Park: A lot of the internet bitched about the first half of Season Fifteen, but I enjoyed it. It wasn't as laugh-out-loud funny as other seasons, but I thought it was pretty clever in the traditional South Park style. We've already hit the halfway mark, so no new episodes until the fall.

Friday Night Lights: Even though it's the last season (and has already aired on DirecTV's channel), I haven't gotten around to this show yet. I have the seven or so episodes that aired on my DVR, but I'm not sure when I'll get to them. I think it's mostly because with the exception of Riggins and Coach Taylor, all of the other orignal characters I liked have moved on. The current cast is fine, I just don't really care that much about them. I've never been in love with this show like others, but it's always been a good watch (with the exception of the awful second season). Oh, and Aimee Teegarden is FUCKING HOT.

The Killing: So, I watched the first three episodes of this show... then stopped. I really liked the pilot, so much so that I was recommending it to people (the scene where Rosie's parents find out she's dead was amazing). But then the show just got really, really boring. I let the next couple episodes build up on the DVR before diving into a thread about whatever the latest episode was on DVDTalk. People were complaining on there about it's slowness along with the lack of anything happening, so I quit the show. I appreciate a good slow-burn, but The Killing just wasn't doing it for me.

The Glades: Despite the familiar premise that brings nothing new to the detective genre, I enjoyed this show's first season. It seems to be more of the same this year, so we'll see. Like White Collar, we're only two episodes in.

So that's that. I didn't include shows like Mythbusters and Tosh.0, but be aware: I watch them. Mythbusters has generally been disappointing this year; I really think they're running out of shit to do. And Tosh.0 is Tosh... so you know what you're getting there (hilarity). There's a substantial lack of solid shows that I've never gotten around to watching yet (like Mad Men, Breaking Bad, and a few others I have on Blu-ray or DVD), so hopefully I can catch up on a few over the summer so I can dive in when their new seasons premiere. I'm out.

Oh, and I have it on good authority that if you click on that picture of Alison Brie, wonderful things will happen.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Back to the Future (1985)

Back to the Future (1985)

Directed by: Robert Zemeckis
Screenplay by: Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale

Genre: Adventure | Family | Sci-Fi
Running Time: 116 Minutes
MPAA Rating: PG
Viewed: Owned Blu-ray

He's the only kid ever to get into trouble before he was born.

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Comments: I've actually never seen Back to the Future in full before tonight (I know, I'm an asshole). I'd caught bits and pieces over the years, but never took the time to hang out with Marty and Doc. However, Target had the whole trilogy on Blu-ray for $15 this week, so I had to pick it up. It's funny, since I have no nostalgic connection to the film, I don't quite enjoy it as much as others. It's a good film, but the silliness (and '80s-ness) of Back to the Future just made me roll my eyes at several points during the film (this is coming from a guy that can watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles without batting an eyelash; definite nostalgic connection there). But in the end, Back to the Future is a good film and certainly worth the $5 it cost me. The film looks great on Blu-ray, so if haven't seen it on that format, you'd be a wise man (or woman) to pick 'er up.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Savage Beach (1990)

Savage Beach (1990)

Directed by: Andy Sidaris
Screenplay by: Andy Sidaris

Genre: Action | Adventure | Crime
Running Time: 92 Minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Viewed: Owned DVD

Someone won't get out of this alive!

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Comments: Dammit, Andy Sidaris. You've let me down. Granted, I skipped Picasso Trigger because at the time I didn't know there was actually continuity between his films, so I picked Savage Beach because it sounded better. What a letdown after the amazing Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Pretty much everything that made that movie great is absent in Savage Beach, except for the numerous naked '80s chicks. The film does feature the best line out of both Sidaris films I watched tonight. As two ruthless bad guys have our heroes cornered with machine guns, they utter this masterpiece of modern screenwriting: "Let's finish these guys off with our hands." Yep.

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

Directed by: Andy Sidaris
Screenplay by: Andy Sidaris

Genre: Action | Adventure
Running Time: 96 Minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Viewed: Owned DVD

This ain't no hula!

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Comments: This is the greatest fucking movie ever made. I'm not joking. May I present you with Exhibit A:


So let's recap. A guy launches an attack on two special agents on a skateboard using a blow-up doll as cover. The guy shoots one of the special agents IN THE FUCKING HEART (OK, he's technically hit by shrapnel) and he's merely inconvenienced. Then, the agents hit the guy with the car, launching him into the air. Whilst airborne, Agent #2 uses A FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER to blow him out of the air. Oh, and then he bazookas the shit out of the blow-up doll too, for good measure (while it's still in the air and without damaging them or their car at all). And this is two minutes of the movie. TWO FUCKING MINUTES. It doesn't get better than this.

Curtains (1983)

Curtains (1983)

Directed by: Richard Ciupka
Screenplay by: Robert Guza Jr.

Genre: Crime | Horror | Thriller
Running Time: 89 Minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Viewed: Owned DVD

Behind every curtain, someone is watching... something is waiting.

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Comments: I watched Curtains through Echo Bridge's Midnight Horror series. These DVDs usually focus on recent, low-budget horror, but for some reason they included this long-forgotten '80s slasher on their Bloody Slashers collection. I remember reading about the film before (albeit, not much), and recall some people wanting to see this '80s flick. It's pretty decent, with an interesting enough premise. However, my biggest complaint was the abysmal picture quality on the disc. Look, I don't expect anything Echo Bridge puts out to look great, but this one was really bad. I'm no expert on PQ, but I don't think it's right when I can't tell what's going on in any scene that takes place at night (and that includes a scene with lesbians in a hot tub, goddammit!). Anyway, if you're a horror aficionado with an affinity for slashers, Curtains might be something to keep an eye out for. For everyone else, it's just a mediocre cash-in on what Halloween did so great four years earlier.

Super 8 (2011)

Super 8 (2011)

Directed by: J.J. Abrams
Screenplay by: J.J. Abrams

Genre: Mystery | Sci-Fi | Thriller
Running Time: 112 Minutes
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Viewed: Theater

Next summer, it arrives.

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Comments: Super 8 was easily the most anticipated movie of the summer for me (well, it might have been The Tree of Life but there's no chance of that showing anywhere near me), and for the most part it lived up to my lofty expectations. The phrases being thrown around in reviews like "throwback to the '80s" and "Spielberg-esque" are rather true to form, as I could easily see Super 8 being released in the '80s. I certainly feel that it would be held in the same regard as other fondly remembered classics of yesteryear. The film focuses on six young kids - and let me tell you - they are fucking phenomenal. Some (including the lead boy) don't even have any prior experience in film. It's great. I loved the affection between the main kid and Elle Fanning (Dakota's younger sister). There's a real affection shown between the two, and they have great chemistry together. (Does that sound as creepy as I felt writing it?) Kyle Chandler is as solid as always, even though his character is essentially the same one he's played for years. My one complaint was that the ending was a little too sappy in a "cue the score cause we're bringin' 'er home!" kind of way. But overall, Super 8 is a great summer movie that's certainly worth the price of admission. And it's not in fucking 3D!

Monday, June 6, 2011

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) -- Trailer



So I stopped posting trailers here awhile ago (lazy!), but when I caught the trailer for David Fincher's The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo before X-Men: First Class, I was in love. What an awesome teaser. This is how you build anticipation for a film (due out December 21st, by the way). I liked the original enough, and I usually abide by the fact that a remake made so soon after the original film isn't a great idea, but I'll watch anything David Fincher directs. Needless to say, I'm excited.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Sacred Flesh (2000)

Sacred Flesh (2000)

Directed by: Nigel Wingrove
Screenplay by: Nigel Wingrove

Genre: Exploitation | Horror
Running Time: 75 Minutes
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
Viewed: Netflix Watch Instantly

In the midst of life we are in death.

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Comments: C'mon, Netflix. You can't dangle shit like Sacred Flesh in front of me and expect me not to watch, despite how wretchedly horrible it is. And it's horrible. It does seem like Nigel Wingrove is actually trying to make some sort of transcendental psycho-sexual film, but when every actress you use has huge implants, your films tend to come off as shitty softcore porn. And it's a fucking film about nuns. How many nuns do you know that have implants? Probably not many. Scratch that, how many nuns do know that are less than fifty-years-old? Actually, how many goddamn nuns do you know at all?

If you must see Sacred Flesh, may I suggest using the fast-forward button to get to the good parts (and there's a couple). But I can't recommend sitting through any of the other crap. There's just too much talking in between the really important and meaningful scenes.

Doghouse (2009)

Doghouse (2009)

Directed by: Jake West
Screenplay by: Dan Schaffer

Genre: Comedy | Horror
Running Time: 88 Minutes
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
Viewed: Netflix Watch Instantly

On the piss. On the pull. On the menu.

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Comments: Doghouse is one of those movies where I can say I don't give a shit what other people thought, I really fucking liked it. Sure, parts are entirely too over-the-top and silly, even for a comedy like this. But there's a little bit of heart (I really liked the brotherhood bond toward the end), a lot of violence, and some funny gags along the way. The film has a good look and never comes off cheap, which makes it all the more enjoyable. I'm also a fan of Danny Dyer (I guess a may have a slight man-crush on him), and have enjoyed everything I've seen that he's been in (from Skins to the under appreciated Severance). Doghouse may not be the most original or most entertaining horror film, but goddammit if I didn't enjoy myself. And that's all that matters.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

The Ninth Gate (1999)

The Ninth Gate (1999)

Directed by: Roman Polanski
Screenplay by: John Brownjohn, Enrique Urbizu, and Roman Polanski

Genre: Horror | Mystery | Thriller
Running Time: 133 Minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Viewed: Owned Blu-ray

Every book has a life of its own...

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Comments: Hmmm... The Ninth Gate is most certainly not what I expected. I was expecting an atmospheric and tense horror-thriller, but what I got was a slow and plodding neo-noir. Clearly, I'm not the only one who thinks this is one of Polanski's lesser films, but going in I liked the premise enough that I overlooked what the naysayers said. I shouldn't have. Listen, The Ninth Gate isn't a bad film. It's interesting at times, but it's poorly paced and the overall story isn't the most compelling. The Blu-ray does look nice, and wasn't a bad deal for $7.99. Yeah, I got nothing else.

X2 (2003)

X2 (2003)

Directed by: Bryan Singer
Screenplay by: Michael Dougherty, Dan Harris, and David Hayter

Genre: Action | Adventure | Sci-Fi | Thriller
Running Time: 133 Minutes
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Viewed: Owned DVD

The time has come for those who are different to stand united.

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Comments: Always a fun watch.

Friday, June 3, 2011

X-Men: First Class (2011)

X-Men: First Class (2011)

Directed by: Matthew Vaughn
Screenplay by: Ashley Miller, Zack Stentz, Jane Goldman, and
  Matthew Vaughn

Genre: Action | Adventure | Drama | Sci-Fi | Thriller
Running Time: 132 Minutes
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Viewed: Theater

Witness the origin.

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Comments: "First Class? More like Coach!" I've read this description (or a variant of it) in a few reviews that thought the new (old) X-Men adventure was rather... mediocre. Needless to say, I went in with a few reservations, not only from the lukewarm reviews I read, but from being generally disappointed with X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I loved the first three films in the series (yes, even Brett Ratner's The Last Stand), but First Class doesn't quite reach those heights. Still, it's better than Wolverine and certainly worth a watch. I mostly enjoyed Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy, who delivered the best performances from the cast (and Tony from Skins was Beast!?). Anyway, X-Men: First Class is a fun summer film. Just keep in mind that I'm a sucker for superhero fare, so maybe I enjoyed the film a bit more than the average person.

The Man from Nowhere (2010)

The Man from Nowhere (2010)

Directed by: Jeong-beom Lee
Screenplay by: Jeong-beom Lee

Genre: Action | Crime | Thriller
Running Time: 119 Minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Viewed: Owned Blu-ray

Nothing to lose, nothing to compromise.

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Comments: The Man from Nowhere unfortunately suffered from being dissected into three separate viewings because I can't seem to stay awake at night. I started Thursday night, but my eyes got heavy and I needed to shut it off for bed. I wanted to finish it Friday night, but a friend called and we went to see X-Men: First Class. When I got back, I tried to finish the film, but it was 1:00 AM and I fell asleep again. So here we are, on Saturday morning, and I've finally finished off this wonderfully awesome and moving film. I read a number of descriptions stating that The Man from Nowhere is just the Korean version of Taken. I completely disagree, because The Man from Nowhere is leaps and bounds better than Pierre Morel's flick. There's humor, there's amazing fight scenes, and there's such emotion and depth portrayed by the often silent Won Bin. Liam Neeson, eat your heart out. I will certainly need to revisit The Man from Nowhere, as I'm sure I missed a few things by splitting up the film the first time around. But even fragmented, this film is great. Do yourself a favor and check this out.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Le Samouraï (1967)

Le Samouraï (1967)

Directed by: Jean-Pierre Melville
Screenplay by: Jean-Pierre Melville and Georges Pellegrin

Genre: Crime | Drama | Mystery | Thriller
Running Time: 105 Minutes
MPAA Rating: PG
Viewed: Owned DVD

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Comments: One of my worst habits I'd like to break is waiting for the "perfect time" to watch great films. I have a lot of DVDs (and the Blu-ray pile is growing), and a number of them are highly praised films that I've never seen because I feel like I need to be in the right mood to view them. Usually, I'll just pop in something that doesn't require my full attention or some horror shlock. It's mainly because over the years I fondly remember the exact circumstances of what was happening when I watched my favorite films, and for some reason I think that I need to have the proper mindset to not only properly enjoy the film, but to have a memorable experience that will stick with me for some time. It's really fucking stupid, and I've waited entirely too long to watch some must-see classics. So I'm going to not only try to watch more films this month (I know it will be hard to top the whopping seven films I watched in May), but really invest my time wisely in some great films instead of watching Cops and NCIS reruns, which take up a lot of my time.

And Le Samouraï is fucking awesome. If you were a fan of the recently released film The American, you may want to check out Criterion's DVD of Jean-Pierre Melville's classic. It may feature the most mundane chase scene in the history of cinema, but it's a terrifically filmed and acted piece. Highly recommended.