John Carter (2012)
Directed by: Andrew Stanton
Screenplay by: Andrew Stanton, Mark Andrews, and Michael Chabon
Genre: Action | Adventure | Fantasy | Sci-Fi
Running Time: 132 Minutes
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Viewed: Owned Blu-ray
Lost in our world. Found in another.
[IMDb]
Comments: I don't think there's any denying that John Carter is a cheesy film. Conversely, I don't think many would argue that the film isn't entertaining as well. Based on a story that's almost a hundred years old, it's hard to make the film feel "current" when staying true to the source material. Still, I won't lie that I was engrossed for the two-hour duration of the film.
- Taylor Kitsch is a terrible actor. I think everyone who's seen Friday Night Lights loves him (as I do), but it was even evident then how limited his range is. I cringed watching him at times here in John Carter. Look at when he must fight in the Arena to gain his freedom. Compare his speech and mannerisms afterward to that of Russell Crowe in Gladiator, which is of similar tone and style. Crowe owns the screen and makes you believe every word. Kitsch doesn't even come close. Considering this film and Battleship were two of the biggest flops of the year, who knows if we'll see him anytime soon in a big budget blockbuster?
- On the other hand, I couldn't care about Lynn Collins' acting ability at all. That's pure #motherofgod material right there.
- I think I need to watch the other adaptation of this novel, titled Princess of Mars. Antonio Sabato Jr. and ex-porn star Traci Lords? Sign me up.
- Honestly, I think the film could've used another 20-30 minutes to flesh out some of the story. It jumps around a lot in the opening and toward the end of the film. Perhaps there will be a Director's Cut someday?
- Even though it's easy to poke fun at the film, I did enjoy the hell out it, as I mentioned above. I think Andrew Stanton (of Wall-E fame) did a solid job in his live action debut, and the film looks great on Blu-ray. I know many people will find fault in the film, but I'd recommend it to interested parties.
- Taylor Kitsch is a terrible actor. I think everyone who's seen Friday Night Lights loves him (as I do), but it was even evident then how limited his range is. I cringed watching him at times here in John Carter. Look at when he must fight in the Arena to gain his freedom. Compare his speech and mannerisms afterward to that of Russell Crowe in Gladiator, which is of similar tone and style. Crowe owns the screen and makes you believe every word. Kitsch doesn't even come close. Considering this film and Battleship were two of the biggest flops of the year, who knows if we'll see him anytime soon in a big budget blockbuster?
- On the other hand, I couldn't care about Lynn Collins' acting ability at all. That's pure #motherofgod material right there.
- I think I need to watch the other adaptation of this novel, titled Princess of Mars. Antonio Sabato Jr. and ex-porn star Traci Lords? Sign me up.
- Honestly, I think the film could've used another 20-30 minutes to flesh out some of the story. It jumps around a lot in the opening and toward the end of the film. Perhaps there will be a Director's Cut someday?
- Even though it's easy to poke fun at the film, I did enjoy the hell out it, as I mentioned above. I think Andrew Stanton (of Wall-E fame) did a solid job in his live action debut, and the film looks great on Blu-ray. I know many people will find fault in the film, but I'd recommend it to interested parties.
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