Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Directed by: Steven Spielberg
Screenplay by: David Koepp
Genre: Action | Adventure
Running Time: 122 Minutes
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Viewed: Owned DVD
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Comments: I took a break from the Halloween series to watch the crapfest that was Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The movie is a combination of The Mummy and a big summer blockbuster with little roots in reality, with some fucking aliens thrown in. Yes, aliens. The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (I am no longer going to drag Indy's name through the mud by mentioning it in the title) is so completely unrealistic that it puts Mola Ram's heart-ripping to shame. I don't even feel like wasting my time writing anymore, so I'll end with a short plea: please don't make a fifth film with Shia LaBeouf as the lead character. Or with Harrison Ford as the main character. Or another film at all.
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