Monday, September 17, 2012

The Telling (2009)

The Telling (2008)

Directed by: Nicholas Carpenter
Screenplay by: Joe Lessard

Genre: Horror | Mystery | Thriller
Running Time: 84 Minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Viewed: Netflix Watch Instantly

Everyone's dying to be them.

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Comments: Gah, this was fucking terrible. I'm sorry, but if I'm going to watch a horror anthology film that was mostly filmed at the Playboy Mansion, starring a number of Playboy Playmates (including 2/3 of The Girls Next Door), I want this movie to be basically about boobs. Is that too much to ask? Because The Telling desperately needs something going for it, because the acting, writing, and direction is horrible. It's all horrible. Boobs, people. Boobs.

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