Hack Job (2011)
Directed by: James Balsamo
Screenplay by: James Balsamo
Genre: Comedy | Horror | Thriller
Running Time: 96 Minutes
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
Viewed: Owned DVD
Get hacked!
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Comments: After going to a movie, I almost always stop and browse around FYE, a music/movie store located in the same mall. While generally overpriced, they have a wider selection of items than most other physical stores. I like them because they often get in various low budget horror films, like Hack Job. The film didn't look particularly good, but we all know how much I like watching this shit.
Hack Job is terrible beyond words. It's a complete amateurish mess. I "get" that it's supposed to be a bad spoof of horror films, but it fails so terrifically at that. I have no idea why any company looking at this would say, "yeah, this is something we should distribute to people." (Probably because suckers like me will buy it.) Everything is so poorly done that it's hard not to laugh pitifully at James Balsamo (and maybe send him a note that he should try his hand at something else). Yep, this is god-awful.
Hack Job is terrible beyond words. It's a complete amateurish mess. I "get" that it's supposed to be a bad spoof of horror films, but it fails so terrifically at that. I have no idea why any company looking at this would say, "yeah, this is something we should distribute to people." (Probably because suckers like me will buy it.) Everything is so poorly done that it's hard not to laugh pitifully at James Balsamo (and maybe send him a note that he should try his hand at something else). Yep, this is god-awful.
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